oyster boy
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Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
He liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.
But could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally;
he burned up quick -
Her skin is white cloth,
and she's all sewn apart
and she has many colored pins
sticking out of her heart.
She has many different zombies
who are deeply in her trance.
She even has a zombie
who was originally from France
But she knows she has a curse on her,
a curse she cannot win.
For if someone gets
too close to her,
the pins stick farther in.
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Life isn't easy
for the Pin Cushion Queen.
When she sits alone on her throne
Pins push through her spleen. -
There once was a morose melonhead,
who sat there all day
and wished he were dead.
But you should be careful
about the things that you wish.
Because the last thing he heard
was a deafening squish -
Dark humour. 
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Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware that
he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier that year -
Stick Boy noticed that his Christmas tree looked healthier
than he did. -
For Christmas, Char boy received his usual lumps of coal,
which made him very happy
For Christmas, Char Boy received a small present instead of
his usual lump of coal,
which confused him very much.
For Christmas Char Boy was mistaken for a dirty fireplace
and swept out into the street. -
obvious and distinct flair of tim burton
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nowsaday ppl got morbid fascination with the gothic and grotesque ah?