The Fart Test--------------
A scientific test where a person is known by his fart. Which category
do you fall into??
A vain person - One who loves the smell of his own fart
An amiable person - One who loves the fart of other people's fart
A proud person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant
A shy person - One who releases silent fart then blushes
An imprudent person - One who farts out loud then laughs
A scientific person - One who farts regularly but is concerned with pollution
An unfortunate person - One who tries to fart but shits instead
A nervous person - One who stops in the middle of a fart
An honest person - One who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason
A dishonest person - One who farts and blames his dog
A foolish person - One who suppresses a fart for hours
A thrifty person - One who always farts in reserve
An anti-social person - One who excuses himself and farts in private
A strategic person - One who conceals his farts by loud laughter
An intellectual person - One who determines the smell of his neighbour's farts
An athletic person - One who farts at the slightest exertion
A sadistic person - One who farts in bed then fluffs the covers over his bed-mate
A miserable person - One who truly enjoys a fart but can't
An efficient person - One who farts, shits and pees at the same time
An aquatic person - One who farts in the bath then burst the bubbles with his toes
Fine art......